Nuclear Crisis Averted

So my room looks like someone set off a nuke in it and today I got around to cleaning it.
Now what's different about today is that I actually cleaned the stuff underneath my bed
which I never do. I usually just clean up around the bed. While excavating I recovered numerous items here's a list of stuff I found:

(and btw this list is REAL. lol)

-Pencils
-Clothes (including some that didnt even belong to me)
-Clothes hangers
-A build a bear shoe
-Paper clips
-A jar of change
-A dvd player (I was surprised by this one)
-Papers I wrote songs, poems on; pre-journal period (Im glad I found these)
-A baby bugs bunny toy
-Some bicycle repairing contraption
-Osama Bin Laden
-Hitler (he didnt like Osama from what I was told)
-Noah's Ark
-La Chupacabra
-Another Dimension
-The Original people from American Idol
-The Secret to life
-A cow
-The Boogie man
-A million dollars
-Another bed (turns out I had a bunk bed lol)

Ok ok I'll admit only the first 10 were real :D
anything I deemed useless was immediately disposed of... that included the million dollars haha

Now it's my duty to make sure nothing like this happens again. My room will stay free nukes at all cost.